Saturday, 18 July 2009

Great words..Teriffic lines...

Few dazzling lines taken from a great fren...Make us ponder..How words are put together to make the brain tingles...

have a roll...

a) Suffering from truth decay..Brush up your bible..

b) Give god what's right...Not what's left...

c) Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop...

d) Give Satan an inch..& he'll be the ruler..

e) Never give the devil a ride...He'll always want to drive..

f) A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing...

g) He who kneels before god can stand before anyone...

Great sentences right......Great pick up lines to be used in some places though...

Wednesday, 8 July 2009


Interesting things when you have sons, like:-

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.

15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

Memoirs...of the wedding

So bored...this is when you will let the mind wander to the memory it went as far as my wedding days...still feels that i just got married...can still remember the crowd..the beautiful deco' brothers running everywhere..the pre wed party..after wed party...(most guys need just a reason to party) lovely happy they were..the show at the wed...the antiques that i did..luved my flower police escort..the beautiful self made(actually my tambi and his good fren created it) wedding card..(which has now became a sensational trend..thanks to both of them)...but there's one thing which still lurks around me..the poem on my wed card..dedicated to my lovely wife....

In my sky at twilight you are like a cloud ...
and your form and colours are the way I love them....

You are mine..mine..woman with sweet lips..
and in your life my infinite dreams live.......

Rabindranath Tagore

It still rhymes in this mind.....

The pig and H1N1..saga....

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says:

"if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says:

"if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says:

"big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

What a year..oh what a sit down n to roll it see how things were and were see see see it all...time passes as it flies...a great person once said...time is finite...without the beginnings were...mankind have formulated time in mathematical equation as time t=t-1000 but then the answer for t= t0..the beginning only one knows..
Time was much in my mind today...Irealized today how old my dad is..i realized how fast i grew up...i realised hows things are catching up with me now..time is priceless for a man of my stature..time with my my wife n some sacrifice i've taken....i don't know whether it's worth the effort...
Face it man..u r no longer young and childish..but neither am i that old...

so let live a full meaning fulllife than...maygos bless us all

Monday, 6 July 2009

Saying a little prayer now.....

Dear Lord,

Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm
For they're so close to me.

And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.

Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord .

You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.

I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.

By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.

Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.

Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who reads them.

When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD. Com


Hey...U've got a twisted ya...

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store..... so what did she do?
What are you thinking?
HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!